'MPs are complaining, m'lud. Lammy has gone supersonic-pompous': QUENTIN LETTS watches MPs debate whether Lord Cameron ...
On the Italian island of Capri yesterday, some point between the Campari and the antipasti, we can imagine a white-gloved waiter shimmering up to a peachy-cheeked Etonian with sunglasses and open-necked Jermyn Street shirt. 'Hai un messaggio, mio …